Misfats - The Worlds FATTEST Misfits Cover BandMmmmmm.... Food

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April 28th, 2004
If there's three things our local music critics love, they're:

A) A clever gimmick
B) A tribute to a well-known, well-loved band
C) Tits

The Misfats have all three. Lo and behold - from this week's Portland Mercury:

THE MISFATS, COURTESY CLERKS, LOS ROCKTARDOS
(Twilight, 1420 SE Powell) In this epoch of nudge-nudge, wink-wink tribute bands, starting with Dread Zepplin and including such luminaries as a hugely beer-gutted Texas band called Fat Halen, comes another for the running roster. Ready? It's the Misfats. Yep; all fat guys doing Misfits covers and changing the Misfits' morbid B-movie lyrics to morbid lyrics about morbid food and morbid eating. Will the ultra-derivative fun never end? P.S. The opening band has a guy named "Ron Topofyou." LANCE CHESS

April 21st, 2004
The Misfats need your help. The only thing I have ever wanted is to be on TV. This TV show Galactic Groove is taped LIVE in the home town of your favorite FAT Misfits cover band - Porkland, Oreo. And they want musical acts to perform and hopefully more; like interviews, comic skits, strength and endurance contest, I don't know but I want to be on TV. So if'n you are not too busy, send these hump-holes an email - galacticgroovepdx@yahoo.com - with convincing text to the effect of how awesome we are. I would be on TV and you could watch me. This is a good idea.


I made this fucking awesome flyer!

-chaz
April 14th, 2004
The new site is up.

 

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